Redneck Vasectomy
After their 11th child, a redneck couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.
So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn’t want to have any more children..
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive.
‘A less costly alternative, ‘ said the doctor, ‘is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in redneck country) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.’
The redneck said to the doctor, ‘I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don’t see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me..’
‘Trust me,’ said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count!
‘1?
‘2?
‘3?
‘4?
‘5?
At which point, he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand..
This procedure works in Texas, Tennessee, Kentucky, Louisiana, Arkansas, Missouri, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, and West Virginia .
January 31, 2010 @ 12:13 pm
me and my felld did this here can thing…..but i was so mad, he just wasted .34 on a dern good bud can@Lloyd Revalee
January 29, 2010 @ 8:34 pm
Who? said anything about reading? I’s about counting on your finger’s now who.s the readneck. LOL…K.
January 29, 2010 @ 5:55 pm
@Lloyd Revalee
Hey Buddy, I’m from Alabama and trust me we can read.
January 29, 2010 @ 1:38 pm
@Lloyd Revalee What planet are you from? Uranus? LOL
January 29, 2010 @ 1:34 pm
@ida – you may have heard it all, but it gets better – wait til the good ‘ol boys in the aforementioned states try it. 🙂
January 29, 2010 @ 12:21 pm
now that is crazy, i heard it all
January 29, 2010 @ 11:10 am
As a native of MS, and a current resident of GA, this sort of “joke” is one I’ve become fairly accustomed to reading. However, in view of the mixed metaphor (‘smartest tool in the shed’), I have to guess that the author of the joke must also be a native of the aforementioned states. Funny…
January 29, 2010 @ 10:43 am
@Lloyd Revalee to the few that can read??? now who’s dishing the insult? lol
January 29, 2010 @ 10:16 am
my goodness! it will blow up everything! everything!!!
January 29, 2010 @ 10:00 am
As always, I got a kick out of this one; however, I do think that it is an insult to all the good people of the states mentioned. To the few that can read, I apologize.