Redneck Valentine’s Poem
Kudzu is green,
My dog’s name is Blue
And I’m so lucky,
To have a sweet thang like you.
Your hair is like cornsilk,
A-flappin’ in the breeze.
Softer than Blue’s,
And without all them fleas.
You move like the bass,
Which excite me in May.
You ain’t got no scales,
But I luv you anyway.
You have all your teeth,
For which I am proud;
I hold my head high,
When we’re in a crowd.
Still them fellers at work,
They all want to know,
What I did to deserve,
Such a purty, young doe.
Like a good roll of duck tape,
Yo’re there fer yore man,
To patch up life’s troubles,
And stick ’em in the can.
Yo’re as strong as a four-wheeler,
Racin’ through the mud,
Yet fragile as that sanger,
Named Naomi Judd.
When you hold me real tight,
Like a padded gunrack,
My life is complete;
Ain’t nuttin’ I lack.
Yore complexion, it’s perfection,
Like the best vinyl sidin’.
Despite all the years,
Yore age keeps on hidin’.
And when you get old,
Like a ’57 Chevy,
Won’t put you on blocks,
And let grass grow up heavy.
Me ‘n’ you’s like a Moon Pie,
With a RC cold drank,
We go together,
Like a skunk goes with stank.
Some men, they buy chocolate
For Valentine’s Day;
They git it at Wal-mart,
It’s romantic that way.
Some men they buy diamonds
From a flea market booth.
“Diamonds are forever,”
They explain, suave and couth.
But, I got you a gift,
Without taste nor odor,
Better than diamonds…
It’s a new trollin’ motor!
Submitted By: Ronda L.
February 11, 2012 @ 7:40 pm
Hey I rather get a poem like this then not being remembered for Valentine’s Day at all, which has been going on for years. Lucky people that do get Valentine Day poems and such. I usually send something to myself, how pathetic is that? Oh well, everyone out there enjoy Valentine’s day. I really mean that.
February 10, 2011 @ 12:19 am
Love it!!
February 8, 2011 @ 2:16 pm
Its all about you Baby!!!! 🙂
September 4, 2010 @ 9:58 pm
AWW
February 24, 2010 @ 5:41 am
wow what a poem Thanx alot
February 17, 2010 @ 4:31 am
Good ol’ fashioned ‘lurve’. Nice one. LOL.
February 11, 2010 @ 10:15 am
Nice one, thanks a lot.
February 11, 2010 @ 1:17 am
that is sooo sweet and I luv you too!!!!
July 11, 2015 @ 2:58 pm
I’m sorry, my goal is to make our blog as user friendly as poibssle.If you click on Blog and scroll down to Monthly Newsletters the last two months are there.Just click and the newsletter comes up with all the sales & specialsIs there anything I can do to be more helpful?Thank you,Maria
February 10, 2010 @ 6:58 pm
yeah, that is the way it is around here lol
February 10, 2010 @ 6:52 pm
That was really cute.