Pretend We’re Married
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.
In the middle of the night the woman leans over and says, “I’m sorry to bother you but I’m awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket.”
The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, “I’ve got a better idea… let’s pretend we’re married.”
“Why not?” giggles the woman.
“Good,” he replies. “Get your own blanket.”
August 6, 2009 @ 10:40 am
ITS SOUNDS SO FUNNY BUT ITS A JOKE.
August 6, 2009 @ 10:31 am
DATS A BAD ONE. THE TWO ARE UNSERIOUS BEINGS.
July 30, 2009 @ 7:07 am
Nonsense! should she be left in the cold even if they were married? She was just being herself.
July 30, 2009 @ 2:23 am
SOMETIMETES YOU NEED SOMETHING, SOMEONE 2 WARMM YOU UP. SO BE UR REAL SELF.
July 29, 2009 @ 6:04 am
@Jean this is not a school. afterall the comments can serve as jokes too. ligthen up!
July 28, 2009 @ 8:19 am
Nonesense. Sounds too funny but it’s somehow natural, You know what I mean, wea are all human
July 27, 2009 @ 4:43 pm
I bet if she had asked him to share the bunk he would have obliged quickly…
July 27, 2009 @ 1:16 pm
Seems to me that the woman was disappointed
July 27, 2009 @ 8:26 am
Women, should stop pretending. Sharp guy, i like you.
July 26, 2009 @ 4:16 pm
@Dee girl what is with your grammer. It’s really messed up. Are you doing that on purpose?