Pretend We’re Married
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.
In the middle of the night the woman leans over and says, “I’m sorry to bother you but I’m awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket.”
The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, “I’ve got a better idea… let’s pretend we’re married.”
“Why not?” giggles the woman.
“Good,” he replies. “Get your own blanket.”
July 26, 2009 @ 1:00 pm
i think he is a gay and no,hahaha u know what i mean
July 25, 2009 @ 7:34 pm
I dont hink he is a man
he is a twit*
July 25, 2009 @ 4:39 pm
I think he’s an idiot.
July 25, 2009 @ 3:45 pm
Good joke, he’s a good guy, not I.
July 25, 2009 @ 12:37 pm
tell me about it
July 25, 2009 @ 11:59 am
AND IT REALLY BE’S THAT WAY SOMETIMES, Lol
July 25, 2009 @ 11:41 am
thats a man for you.
July 25, 2009 @ 11:31 am
dirty minded twirp, lol lol lol rate it a 10
July 24, 2009 @ 2:33 pm
oh well thats marriage life for u
July 10, 2009 @ 8:17 am
nasty union