1. She is not a Babe or a Chick – She is a Breasted American.
2. She is not a Screamer or Moaner – She is Vocally Appreciative.
3. She is not Easy – She is Horizontally Accessible.
4. She does not Tease or Flirt – She engages in Artificial Stimulation.
5. She is not Dumb – She is a Detour Off The Information Superhighway.
6. She has not Been Around – She is a Previously Enjoyed Companion.
7. She does not Get You Excited – She causes Temporary Blood Displacement.
8. She is not Kinky – She is a Creative Caretaker.
9. She does not have a Killer Body – She is Terminally Attactive.
10. She is not an Airhead – She is Reality Impaired.
11. She does not get Drunk or Tipsy – She gets Chemically Inconvenienced.
12. She is not Horny – She is Sexually Focused.
13. She does not have Breast Implants – She is Medically Enhanced.
14. She does not Nag You – She becomes Verbally Repetitive.
15. She is not a Slut – She is Sexually Extroverted.
16. She does not have Major League Hooters – She is Pectorally Superior.
17. She is not a Two Bit Whore – She is a Low Cost Provider.