Politically Correct About Women

1. She is not a Babe or a Chick – She is a Breasted American.

2. She is not a Screamer or Moaner – She is Vocally Appreciative.

3. She is not Easy – She is Horizontally Accessible.

4. She does not Tease or Flirt – She engages in Artificial Stimulation.

5. She is not Dumb – She is a Detour Off The Information Superhighway.

6. She has not Been Around – She is a Previously Enjoyed Companion.

7. She does not Get You Excited – She causes Temporary Blood Displacement.

8. She is not Kinky – She is a Creative Caretaker.

9. She does not have a Killer Body – She is Terminally Attactive.

10. She is not an Airhead – She is Reality Impaired.

11. She does not get Drunk or Tipsy – She gets Chemically Inconvenienced.

12. She is not Horny – She is Sexually Focused.

13. She does not have Breast Implants – She is Medically Enhanced.

14. She does not Nag You – She becomes Verbally Repetitive.

15. She is not a Slut – She is Sexually Extroverted.

16. She does not have Major League Hooters – She is Pectorally Superior.

17. She is not a Two Bit Whore – She is a Low Cost Provider.

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