Funny Joke: 👨⚕️ Plastic Surgery A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she has a near death experience. During that experience she sees God and ask if this is it. God says no and explains that she has another 30 years to live. Upon her recovery she decides to just stay in the hospital and have a face lift, liposuction, breast augmentation, tummy tuck, etc. She even has someone come in and change her hair color. She figures since she’s got another 30 years she might as well make the most of it. She walks out of the hospital after the last operation and is killed by an ambulance speeding up to the hospital. She arrives in front of God and complains: “I thought you said I had another 30 years. God replies, “I didn’t recognize you.”
September 5, 2009 @ 7:57 am
woo!,is so funy and its make me shout hoooooooooooooooo…..
September 4, 2009 @ 8:13 am
NICE ONE HIA
September 4, 2009 @ 7:11 am
a good joke that has brighted my gloomy afternoon
September 4, 2009 @ 6:33 am
I will take the risk, 5mins of beauty versus 60 yrs +30 of ugly sounds like not very good option to me……….. hahahahahaha
September 4, 2009 @ 5:39 am
so God is not omnipotent, he could not recognize his own creation under a different guise.
September 4, 2009 @ 5:04 am
have some fun changing the real you and all of a sudden you face God with the truth that He alone can make a big laugh out of yourself. Ha Ha Ha It really makes sense to see that all of us are just passing on this road and no one can return.
September 4, 2009 @ 12:20 am
nice joke that make me laugh Hahaa
September 3, 2009 @ 8:34 pm
i have read this before but it still makes me laugh hahahaha
September 3, 2009 @ 5:25 pm
You said a mouthful Darlene!
September 3, 2009 @ 3:05 pm
Moral of story is “Don’t Mess with Mother Nature” lol God is too busy to look for the changes so be happy with what and who you are.