Plastic Surgery
A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she has a near death experience. During that experience she sees God and ask if this is it. God says no and explains that she has another 30 years to live.
Upon her recovery she decides to just stay in the hospital and have a face lift, liposuction, breast augmentation, tummy tuck, etc. She even has someone come in and change her hair color. She figures since she’s got another 30 years she might as well make the most of it.
She walks out of the hospital after the last operation and is killed by an ambulance speeding up to the hospital. She arrives in front of God and complains: “I thought you said I had another 30 years.
God replies, “I didn’t recognize you.”
September 22, 2009 @ 1:51 pm
as this story is being concluded, it has brought to ma motification dat, God sees every thing in each and every corner but it might be difficult to recognise every thing or say pipo coz EACH and every moment he is soooooo busy.so some tyms we should not blem him.
September 8, 2009 @ 5:42 pm
changes can kill ya Ha Ha ha just kidding for those who want to take this to serious 🙂
September 5, 2009 @ 5:02 pm
@Murli, You couldn’t be further from the truth. It was a joke! But, God knows all!!!!!!!
September 5, 2009 @ 12:43 pm
@MURLI YOU ARE SO WRONG!