Ordering Breakfast
A resident in a posh hotel breakfast room called over the head waiter one morning and read from the menu.
“I’d like one under-cooked egg so that it’s runny, and one over-cooked egg so that it’s tough and hard to eat. I’d also like grilled bacon which is a bit on the cold side, burnt toast, butter straight from the freezer so that it’s impossible to spread, and a pot of very weak, lukewarm coffee.”
“That’s a complicated order sir,” said the bewildered waiter. “It might be quite difficult.”
The guest replied sarcastically, “It can’t be that difficult because that’s exactly what you brought me yesterday!”
March 23, 2015 @ 4:47 pm
Hey! You forgot……. lumpy oatmeal, sour coffee creamer, raw potato in the hash browns, scrambled egg shells, totally liquid soft cooked eggs, totally rubber hard cooked eggs. Can anyone else think of any more?
December 12, 2013 @ 1:02 pm
Another GOOD ONE! I was like why is they ordering that kind of breakfast, but now I see why. LOL!