New Taxi Driver
A guy in a taxi wanted to speak to the driver so he leaned forward and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, jumped up in the air and yanked the wheel over. The car mounted the curb, demolished a lamppost and came to a stop inches from a shop window.
The startled passenger said “I didn’t mean to frighten you, I just wanted to ask you something.”
The taxi driver says “It’s not your fault sir. It’s my first day as a cab driver…
I’ve been driving a hearse for the past 25 years.”
December 27, 2011 @ 10:26 am
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July 9, 2010 @ 11:58 am
ufffff…….. tired of such jokes…..
July 1, 2010 @ 11:44 am
that’s a good one. had me laughing.
July 1, 2010 @ 8:08 am
@ana am with you on this one lol
June 30, 2010 @ 9:46 am
Sure driver not ready for the final highway to nowhere
June 30, 2010 @ 8:48 am
old for some, new to some..’tis a joke for those who can read between the lines..nice..
June 30, 2010 @ 5:49 am
Oh my Goooooooooooood! what a story…………ha ha haaaaaaaaa…….this is making my day!
June 30, 2010 @ 3:47 am
not bad as a joke!!!!
June 29, 2010 @ 10:38 pm
It was funny the first 30 years. Not funny anymore.
June 29, 2010 @ 4:48 pm
hahaha I have to admit that was a good one