New Taxi Driver
A guy in a taxi wanted to speak to the driver so he leaned forward and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, jumped up in the air and yanked the wheel over. The car mounted the curb, demolished a lamppost and came to a stop inches from a shop window.
The startled passenger said “I didn’t mean to frighten you, I just wanted to ask you something.”
The taxi driver says “It’s not your fault sir. It’s my first day as a cab driver…
I’ve been driving a hearse for the past 25 years.”
June 29, 2010 @ 3:32 pm
Very Funny…I love reading these daily jokes. Especially when it’s been a long day at work!
June 29, 2010 @ 12:35 pm
@ Jewel – Neither Adewunmi nor Kaci got d joke n trust me, a simple explanation would do nicely without d jibe.
@ All – i think it’s hilarious
June 29, 2010 @ 11:52 am
Adewunmi. Sorry, U are from which planet. It’s an old joke in which the man thot he’s being tapped by a ghost or a corpse.
June 29, 2010 @ 11:23 am
Sorry, i dont get it.
June 29, 2010 @ 9:47 am
hum
June 29, 2010 @ 9:33 am
the guy drove a hearse for 25 years, obviously he is not accustomed to any passenger touching him from the back. He is not yet used to his new post.
June 29, 2010 @ 9:07 am
@kaci
USUALLY THERE ISN’T ANYONE BEHIND YOU IN A HEARSE BUT DEAD PEOPLE..GEEEE
June 29, 2010 @ 7:44 am
i dont get it
June 29, 2010 @ 2:07 am
might be an old joke–but it was funny
June 29, 2010 @ 1:14 am
Old joke