Naming the Newborns
A woman, who was pregnant with twins, got into a car accident and went into a coma… She was rushed to the hospital where doctors delivered her twins to save them. But as she was in a coma and her husband was overseas on business, her brother was the only one present to name her children.
When she came out of the coma, hours after arriving at the hospital and found out that her brother had named the twins, she was very worried. Her brother was not very bright, and she didn’t think he would have done a very good job of choosing her kids’ names.
When he came in to see her she asked, “So what names did you choose for my children?”
He replied, “The first born was a girl.”
“Oh,” started the woman, “and what did you name her??”
“Denise,” answered her brother.
The woman was very surprised, and very pleased, “Hey, that’s not half bad!” She exclaimed to her brother. “And what did you name the second child?” She waited excitedly to hear the name her brother had chosen for the other child.
“Well, the next born was a boy,” her brother informed her.
“Yes, and what did you name him??” inquired the woman.
Replied the brother, “Denephew.”
May 22, 2012 @ 6:46 am
Yes it is really funny and made me laugh…. a beautiful one at that….
May 12, 2012 @ 1:02 am
Same here, Ruby. I have heard this one for years.
May 11, 2012 @ 3:06 pm
This was funny the first 100 times I heard it …
June 14, 2010 @ 5:52 pm
DOSEN’T SOUND STUPID TO ME
June 14, 2010 @ 6:17 am
hahaha, just got an idea for my soon to come baby. LOL
June 13, 2010 @ 9:59 pm
superb! cartoon matches very well with joke…
June 8, 2010 @ 6:37 am
funny enough and i love it. The woman ought to have been mentioning the childrens name to everybodys hearing and what is the father of the babies are doing where he is, who is he working for if not the family, he did not know when the babies is born and when the brother named the babies what he likes. Another person had to name his children for him all in the name of BUSINESS BUSINESS BUSINESS. Welldone
June 8, 2010 @ 2:18 am
WOOOO….. agreat joke i love it.it has tought me i should not judge book by it cover.