Funny Joke: 💼 My Career Path

I started as a fishmonger but the work made me selfish.

My next job was in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn’t concentrate.

Then I worked as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe.

After that, I tried to be a tailor, but I wasn’t suited for it – it was a sew-sew job.

Next, I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting.

I attempted to work in a deli, but any way I sliced it, I couldn’t cut the mustard.

I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn’t have any patience.

Next, was a job in a shoe shop. I felt so down at heel that I became depressed and soulful.

Then I became a fisherman. But I discovered that I couldn’t live on my net income.

I managed to get a job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.

I landed a job as an historian – until I realized there was no future in it.

I became an archaeologist and found that my career was in ruins.

I used to slice up bananas, smother them in oil and then fry them, but I felt I was just frittering my life away.

I became a barista in Starbucks but the work just ground me down.

I trained to be an epileptic nurse but I just didn’t fit in.

I worked as a circumcisionist but my eyesight was poor and I got the sack.

Have you got any suggestions for what I could try next?

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teegyrl
March 24, 2010 @ 6:22 pm

HA! good one Romeo! let’s try this, maybe u should become a professional soccer player…hopefully u don’t get kicked out!

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teegyrl
March 24, 2010 @ 6:21 pm

HA! good one Romeo! let’s try this, maybe u should become a professional football player…hopefully u don’t get kicked out!

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Denise
March 1, 2010 @ 8:17 pm

I liked robins response best, nice pun

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romeo
February 24, 2010 @ 8:48 pm

MAYBE HE COULD VOLUNTEER AS A SUICIDE BOMBER IN IRAQ FOR EXCITEMENT…IT IS A CHANCE OF LIFETIME…

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romeo
February 24, 2010 @ 8:41 pm

This might add to the heat of the moment…HOW ABOUT THE FIREMAN WHO QUITS AFTER 30 LONG YEARS…BECAUSE HE WAS “BURNED OUT”…

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poohbear
February 23, 2010 @ 11:47 am

i also come here to liven up my boring life but sometimes all you peoples bickering make me smile more than the joke itself thanks i just sit back and see who has the best comment and sometimes comment on it thanks eveyone for making an old lady smile 🙂

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tracy
February 23, 2010 @ 11:37 am

what abt night soil man? lol

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rome
February 23, 2010 @ 9:56 am

The comments that we all make are not supposed to be grammatically correct, also to be seriously unfunny about it. We are in this site to have FUN and see if we can enlighten our boring lives by having a smile or two. If… we are not bored, why the heck are we waiting for someone to give us a good humorous joke (story) about life or anything every single day.

So, peace…be with us all and laughter be a part of our lives in this not-so-friendly world…we have to have a good sense of humor to appreciate a funny joke or one-liners.

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Robin
February 23, 2010 @ 9:25 am

I’d advise you to start growing peppers… but then again, that job might be too hot.

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Shammy
February 23, 2010 @ 8:41 am

@Big Al nice 1 lol

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Funny Joke: 💼 My Career Path

I started as a fishmonger but the work made me selfish.

My next job was in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn’t concentrate.

Then I worked as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe.

After that, I tried to be a tailor, but I wasn’t suited for it – it was a sew-sew job.

Next, I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting.

I attempted to work in a deli, but any way I sliced it, I couldn’t cut the mustard.

I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn’t have any patience.

Next, was a job in a shoe shop. I felt so down at heel that I became depressed and soulful.

Then I became a fisherman. But I discovered that I couldn’t live on my net income.

I managed to get a job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.

I landed a job as an historian – until I realized there was no future in it.

I became an archaeologist and found that my career was in ruins.

I used to slice up bananas, smother them in oil and then fry them, but I felt I was just frittering my life away.

I became a barista in Starbucks but the work just ground me down.

I trained to be an epileptic nurse but I just didn’t fit in.

I worked as a circumcisionist but my eyesight was poor and I got the sack.

Have you got any suggestions for what I could try next?

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