My Career Path
I started as a fishmonger but the work made me selfish.
My next job was in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn’t concentrate.
Then I worked as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe.
After that, I tried to be a tailor, but I wasn’t suited for it – it was a sew-sew job.
Next, I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting.
I attempted to work in a deli, but any way I sliced it, I couldn’t cut the mustard.
I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn’t have any patience.
Next, was a job in a shoe shop. I felt so down at heel that I became depressed and soulful.
Then I became a fisherman. But I discovered that I couldn’t live on my net income.
I managed to get a job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.
I landed a job as an historian – until I realized there was no future in it.
I became an archaeologist and found that my career was in ruins.
I used to slice up bananas, smother them in oil and then fry them, but I felt I was just frittering my life away.
I became a barrista in Starbucks but the work just ground me down.
I trained to be an epileptic nurse but I just didn’t fit in.
I worked as a circumcisionist but my eyesight was poor and I got the sack.
Have you got any suggestions for what I could try next?
February 23, 2010 @ 6:31 am
@James, welldone! your comment did gave me a good laugh!
February 23, 2010 @ 6:13 am
I think what you need now is deliverance!
February 23, 2010 @ 12:28 am
I’ve been told that english is the hardest lanuage to learn, I believe it because we have so many words that sounds the same but can mean so many different things, great pun!!!!!!
February 22, 2010 @ 3:08 pm
How about being a pastor it might suit you
February 22, 2010 @ 2:12 pm
Adewunmi, u’re too damn serious a guy to see a good joke when u c 1. U visit this site to have a good laugh! Get some juice men!
I think the guy should be a fool in king’s palace, if there is still such vacancies. He sure knows how to mix word and do puns!!!!
February 22, 2010 @ 11:27 am
Why get so serious about what he should do next? This is just a joke and I enjoy it. @Big Al, that’s the drift.
February 22, 2010 @ 10:57 am
Too bad,what on Earth do you want to do? you’ve sampled 16 different jobs but you dont seems to be contended with any one. I believe in whatever you are doing is worth doing well. We cant even call you a professional in any field, you are not a doctor, not a nurse, not a barister, not an historian, not fisherman etc. I would advise that you sit and have a rethink of your life and how you want to live as a man, head of the family for that matter. Pls do something for you to attract Gods blessings and all would be well with you.
February 22, 2010 @ 10:33 am
try cook to see if that pans out
February 22, 2010 @ 9:43 am
Oh poor thing! Try nightguard
February 22, 2010 @ 8:22 am
maybe a truck pusher
or
a pope