Missing Car
A policeman is walking his beat when he finds a totally drunk man collapsed against a building, weeping uncontrollably and holding his car keys in his hands. He’s moaning something about ‘They took my car!’. Seeing he is quite well dressed, the cop thinks he may have a real case of theft on his hands and proceeds to question the man.
“What are your car keys doing out?”
“My car, it was right on the end of my key, and those ba**ards stole it! Please ossifer, get my Porsche back. My God, it was right on the end of my key! Where is it? They stole it and it was right here; right on my key!
“OK, OK, stand up, let’s get some more information. (he stands the man up, and notices his penis is hanging out). Aw s**t mister, your thing is hanging out, would you put that thing away!”
The man looks down, sees his prick hanging there and screams, “Oh my God, they stole my girlfriend!”
September 29, 2009 @ 7:02 pm
duh this is stupid
September 29, 2009 @ 4:01 pm
A DUHHHHH ! WHAT YA THINK IT WAS ? UH DUHHH!@meza
September 28, 2009 @ 8:34 pm
maybe the girlfriend had had enough,,, and she took the porsche,,,hmmm
September 28, 2009 @ 7:39 pm
Come on yall it was not too dirty if you don’t like the jokes stay off the site
September 28, 2009 @ 4:10 pm
It was too profane. Please never send jokes like this again. The beginning was okay but the last two paragraphs were anticlimax.
September 28, 2009 @ 9:54 am
Maybe the car and the girlfriend were a figment of his drunken
imagination
September 28, 2009 @ 9:10 am
I can’t believe you allow language like that in this forum–you know kids read this, too, right? geez
September 28, 2009 @ 8:39 am
take him to a psychiatric hospital immediately
September 28, 2009 @ 8:38 am
chei ! too much alcohol is not good
September 27, 2009 @ 11:45 pm
OK I have been looking for my man this sounds like him