Letter to Mom
A mother enters her daughter’s bedroom and sees a letter on the wall over the bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so nice, with all his piercings and tattoos and his big motorcycle.
But is not only that Mom, I’m pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me and that’s one of my dreams. I’ve learned that marijuana doesn’t hurt anyone and we’ll be growing it for us and his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we may want.
In the meantime, we’ll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it. Don’t worry Mom, I’m 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I’ll visit for you to know your grandchildren. Your daughter, Judith.
P.S.: Mom, it’s not true. I’m at the neighbour’s house. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than my report card that’s in the desk drawer.
September 27, 2009 @ 4:54 am
I don’t think this is a funny thing to read from your daughter. As a parent, we only wish the best things to happen to our children. Otherwise, I would cry a river and pray that she be enlightened because she’s going in the wrong direction.
September 27, 2009 @ 4:52 am
I don’t think this is a funny thing to read from your daughter. As a parent, we only wish the best things to happen to our children. Otherwise, I would cry a river and pray that she be enlightened vecause she’s going in the wrong direction.
September 26, 2009 @ 3:40 pm
smart but scary
September 25, 2009 @ 5:54 am
wow, this is serious, every mother needs to read this
September 24, 2009 @ 9:50 pm
NAW THATS NOT FUNNY WOW SCARY WHAT IF THAT WAS ONE OF YALL’S KIDS THAT DID THAT THAT IT REALLY HAPPEND TO WOW THATS BAD BUT GLAD IT DIDNT HAPPEN TO HER
September 24, 2009 @ 9:34 pm
In deed flunking exams can’t be the worse a child can do. Excellent lesson for parents.
September 24, 2009 @ 8:01 pm
I wish I could have thought of that many moons ago. To FUNNY.
September 24, 2009 @ 9:41 am
I would have had to check the teachers to see if they erred in their assessment of her grades or maybe they do not like her or something if she is so brilliant to write something like that….lol
My daughter would dare to try that….she would stay at the neighbors and call 911 for protection…lol
September 24, 2009 @ 9:38 am
I would have to to re-acess her teachers if her grades were bad becasue with that brain she must have been doing just fine…the teachers must not like her…..or made some errors in her grades….. lol
September 24, 2009 @ 9:06 am
She must known a mothers love can almost forgive anything.
For if we were all perfect we would have no reason to watch and guide the steps of life taken over the years to be and become the reason we love and hope our child or children will find their place in the world and feel and know that they are loved(((((((((((((HUGS))))))))))))))))))