Letter to Mom
A mother enters her daughter’s bedroom and sees a letter on the wall over the bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so nice, with all his piercings and tattoos and his big motorcycle.
But is not only that Mom, I’m pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me and that’s one of my dreams. I’ve learned that marijuana doesn’t hurt anyone and we’ll be growing it for us and his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we may want.
In the meantime, we’ll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it. Don’t worry Mom, I’m 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I’ll visit for you to know your grandchildren. Your daughter, Judith.
P.S.: Mom, it’s not true. I’m at the neighbour’s house. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than my report card that’s in the desk drawer.
September 24, 2009 @ 7:41 am
Very funny, but the girl is having her cake after eating it!!
September 24, 2009 @ 7:39 am
Wonder if the Mom read the P.S b4 fainting if I ws in her shoes I’d have fainted.. nice 1 though clever girl.
September 24, 2009 @ 7:06 am
I’m so glad I have the daughter I have. This is a scary thought. I think by now if I had read this from my daughter I would have had a heart attack. What a way to express a thought.
September 24, 2009 @ 6:17 am
This joke is way too expensive for a mother oooo
September 24, 2009 @ 5:54 am
advice,parent should be close to their children.
September 24, 2009 @ 5:39 am
what can u do living in the world of computerlised world and the children are so smart then their parent. this show that there report was bad and want to know her mother’s temperiment. good dossssssss
September 24, 2009 @ 5:26 am
funny if she’s able to read to the P.S!!
September 24, 2009 @ 4:37 am
thats really funny!i can imagine if the mon read up to the end if she did not collapse.
September 24, 2009 @ 4:32 am
Wao.. this could cause heart attack before one gets to the end of the story. it is an expensive joke
September 24, 2009 @ 4:32 am
“pikin wey wan kill hin mama,” ooooaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!