Just Do What He Wants Honey
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.
As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.
While he’s in there, the husband tells his wife, “Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn’t seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction.
This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he’ll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.”
To which the wife responds, “He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear.
He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom.
Be strong, honey, I love you, too.”
August 11, 2009 @ 3:10 am
why not – its nice
dont worry be happy
August 8, 2009 @ 5:55 pm
sell offf
August 7, 2009 @ 12:44 pm
totally
August 7, 2009 @ 8:48 am
OH,WAT IS GUD FOR D GENDER IS GUD FOR D GOOSE
August 7, 2009 @ 8:29 am
i bet this is too funny
August 7, 2009 @ 8:08 am
thought this was cute . sent it to a friend who works in jail lol
August 7, 2009 @ 7:17 am
Thatz funny really, but can such a thing take happen?
August 7, 2009 @ 6:29 am
wooh,this is quite funny ! i dig it it’s wonderful
August 7, 2009 @ 6:28 am
wooh,this is quite funny ! i dig it
August 7, 2009 @ 5:26 am
Good for the guy let’s see how “strong” he can be lol