Just Do What He Wants Honey
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.
As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.
While he’s in there, the husband tells his wife, “Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn’t seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction.
This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he’ll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.”
To which the wife responds, “He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear.
He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom.
Be strong, honey, I love you, too.”
September 7, 2009 @ 7:53 am
That was a hit guys…….we owe it all a giggle if not a laugh
August 26, 2009 @ 8:15 am
@Vinny
yeah wats good 4 d goose….
August 23, 2009 @ 11:44 am
let him brave up the stress, atleast, he had wished his wife did same. We’ll get to know who handles the mess better!!!
August 13, 2009 @ 8:37 am
dis is a total madness, how cud a man push his wife 2 hv sex wiz a prisoner like that wiz out showing any reaction. hhhaaaaaaaaaaa.dis is not funny