I Want to Get Weighed
Jesse took his blind date to the carnival. “What would you like to do first, Amber?” asked Jesse. “I want to get weighed,” replied Amber.
They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.
Next, the couple went on the Ferris Wheel. When the ride was over, Jesse again asked Amber what she would like to do. “I want to get weighed,” she said.
Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Jesse lost his dollar.
The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next. “I want to get weighed,” Amber responded.
By this time, Jesse figured that she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.
Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, “How did it go?” Amber responded, “Oh, Waura. It was wousy.”
August 24, 2009 @ 9:50 am
I Dident get it but when i seen Pimpsters answer i got it she wanted to get laied not weighted
August 22, 2009 @ 4:22 pm
lmao hehe she wanted to get f***** but he was to stupid to fine that out
August 21, 2009 @ 1:53 pm
@ charlie = if you didn’t get this joke – maybe that is why you probably don’t get “weighed” 🙂
August 21, 2009 @ 11:50 am
funny and smart. She wanted to get laid all along
August 21, 2009 @ 8:08 am
oh my she was a real eager one, he lhished out big time hahahahaha
August 21, 2009 @ 5:28 am
omg that was funny if you did not get it then read it again until you do.
August 20, 2009 @ 7:16 pm
OMG, this requires quite some thinking…its nt really hilarious, just smart!
August 20, 2009 @ 3:56 pm
didn’t get it??????
August 20, 2009 @ 1:51 pm
I want to get leighed(laid). Mind u’r language. Nice one.
August 20, 2009 @ 1:28 pm
bull shit