How to Install a Home Security System
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men’s used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
“Bubba,
Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour. Don’t mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don’t think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of ’em in the house.
Better wait outside. Be right back.
Cooter”
November 2, 2009 @ 9:49 am
I want to subscrible to this news letter
November 2, 2009 @ 8:00 am
the joke left something out:say a little prayer that the burglar can read.
November 2, 2009 @ 7:52 am
helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
November 2, 2009 @ 7:40 am
My Ugly Mug would Scare anyone or anything off LOL
Sorry… forgot to say great post – can’t wait to read your next one!
November 2, 2009 @ 5:57 am
My Ugly Mug would Scare anyone or anything off LOL
November 2, 2009 @ 3:49 am
That was funny!
November 2, 2009 @ 1:47 am
Cheap and effective
November 2, 2009 @ 1:34 am
nice one!
November 1, 2009 @ 10:33 pm
…do rednecks know how to read???
November 1, 2009 @ 8:05 pm
How about that! Another redneck joke! LOL