How to Install a Home Security System
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men’s used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
“Bubba,
Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour. Don’t mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don’t think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of ’em in the house.
Better wait outside. Be right back.
Cooter”
May 30, 2011 @ 8:11 am
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November 26, 2009 @ 9:38 pm
@micheg
OF COURSE WE KNOW HOW TO READ!!! DO YOU???????????????
November 5, 2009 @ 5:31 pm
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November 5, 2009 @ 5:31 pm
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