Horse and Chicken
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can’t be found. So he drives the farmer’s Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking!
A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, “I think I can stand over the hole!” So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, “Grab for my ‘thingy’ and pull yourself up.” And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.
The moral of the story:
If you are hung like a horse, you don’t need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.
May 31, 2012 @ 9:17 am
roflmfbooooooo!!! now, that was so funny..come on, everybody, lets have a group hug….huuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggsssss! have a great day..
September 24, 2009 @ 3:49 am
That what true friendship should be like. who agrees with me?
September 21, 2009 @ 1:14 pm
Face it, it’s funny, we are not supposed to pick it apart it’s a joke. Laugh and be glad you had the opportunity to do so. IT’S FUNNY !!!!!!!!!!
September 21, 2009 @ 1:11 pm
This is so true hahahahahahahaha!!!
September 21, 2009 @ 8:37 am
Imagination is the mother of invention……a person can read that and know its never going to happen but it is presented in such a heart warming way that one can just forget all the ‘fairytale dusting’ to enjoy
the magical world of friendship over coming all obstacles….. hehehehehe
September 21, 2009 @ 6:44 am
@okosisi abagana
what a beautiful mind you do have.. you can turn black into white.. you can see light in darkness… a green joke into a quote..