Heart Surgeon
Jerry was removing some engine valves from a car on the lift when he spotted the famous heart surgeon Dr. Samuel Kaiser, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager.
Jerry, who was somewhat of a loud mouth, shouted across the garage, “Hey Kaiser. Is dat you? Come over here a minute.”
The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where Jerry was working on the car. Jerry, in a loud voice that all could hear, said argumentatively, “So Mr. fancy doctor, look at this work. I too, take valves out, grind ‘em, put in new parts, and when I’m finished, this baby will purr like a kitten. So how come you get the big bucks, when you and me are doing basically the same work?”
Dr. Kaiser, very embarrassed, shook his head and replied in a soft voice, “Try doing your work with the engine running.”
May 14, 2009 @ 9:30 am
love the doc, u see why there’s the saying that empty barrels make the most noise?
May 13, 2009 @ 11:23 pm
Only a person with NO SENSE of humor would find this joke DIRTY.. Koolkid – what part of this joke do you not understand? You must be a redneck in a very true sense of the word.
May 13, 2009 @ 9:44 pm
Humble’s the last thing what the Doc is!! And this is a extremely good analogy too.
May 13, 2009 @ 8:17 pm
I think this one is kind of sweet. He’s not disagreeing with the man but he’s very humble about himself.
May 13, 2009 @ 6:06 pm
@she
DUH!!!!!!!
May 13, 2009 @ 3:33 pm
that is a good analogy
May 13, 2009 @ 10:44 am
what is dirty about this joke? of course the doctor gets the bigger bucks because he removes valves while the patient is breathing…valves in cars can not be removed with the engine running….
May 12, 2009 @ 8:51 am
WoW!
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May 11, 2009 @ 7:53 pm
dirty!!