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  1. Urban
    June 3, 2015 @ 7:43 pm

    Very funny thanks

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  2. Lol
    December 11, 2013 @ 10:10 pm

    Lol, a good ol’ country song!

    I have a few redneck jokes, Lol!

    You know you are at a redneck house, when there is a box TV stack on top of another box TV. Most of the times the bottom TV does not work, and is used for a TV stand, sometimes even a table to play cards on.

    A redneck will easily confuse you when they tell you to, “Watch back there now!” which means to watch out or move out the way. It happen to me. I did not know at first, what to do. “Is there something behind me or crawling on me?” I asked. Had me looking around crazy and over my shoulders. Rednecks favorite one is “YA’LL, Watch back there now!!” that’s when playing cards with a redneck and they have the winning card.

    The way you can tell you are at a redneck house, when they offer you something to drink and you tell them just a glass of water, and they bring your water to you in a glass mayonnaise jar, without ice.

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