Gorilla Remover
A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there’s an ad for “Gorilla Removers.” He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he’ll be over in 30 minutes.
The gorilla remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He’s got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull. “What are you going to do”, the homeowner asks?
“I’m going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I’m going to go up there and knock the gorilla off the roof with this baseball bat. When the gorilla falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The gorilla will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van.”
So the guy puts the ladder up, gets the bat and the shotgun and walks towards the ladder. As he gets to the base of the ladder, he hands the shotgun to the homeowner.
“What’s the shotgun for?” asks the homeowner.
“If the gorilla knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog!”
September 26, 2009 @ 3:58 am
well if the poor gorilla remover get knock of the roof then the old nasty bulldog will have something to new to chew on
September 25, 2009 @ 9:34 am
I BET HE IS THE ONLY “GORILLA REMOVER” IN TOWN
September 25, 2009 @ 8:06 am
That is Funny enough, the so call Gorilla remover is a coward who knows little or nothing on this work, he should find something else to do. In a nutshell he is not an expert. “Ododo oro”
September 25, 2009 @ 7:31 am
I would not like to be the first thing to come down off that roof
hahahahaha OUCH!!!!
September 25, 2009 @ 7:14 am
funny. that means the gorilla remover looks like a gorilla.
September 25, 2009 @ 7:11 am
THIS MEANS HE IS PLAINING FOR THE UNFORSEEN.THAT IS WHAT LIFE IS ALL ABOUT.AT THE SAME TIME THAT IS FUNNY.
September 25, 2009 @ 6:39 am
funny lol, that means that the gorilla remover didnt trust himself on removing d gorilla and tries to play safe because he’s quite sure that the dog must grab and never let go, thats interesting.
September 24, 2009 @ 10:30 pm
HAHAH THATS FUNNY THE DOG IS TRAINED TO GET ANY THING THAT FALLS OFF THE ROOF SO IF THE GORILLA KNOCKS OFF THE GUY THE DOG WILL GET THE GUY LOL FUNNY
September 24, 2009 @ 7:19 pm
Nice to subdue him, eh?
September 24, 2009 @ 6:44 pm
Ouch !!!!!!!!!!! a very smart Gorilla remover