Gas Attack
A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty little fart. It wasn’t loud, but everyone at the table heard the poot. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend’s father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the women’s feet, and said in a rather stern voice, “Ginger!” The woman thought, “this is great!” and a big smile came across her face. A couple minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn’t even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked at the dog and yelled, “dammit Ginger!” Once again the woman smiled and thought, “yes!” A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn’t even think about it. She let rip with a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing. Again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, “dammit Ginger, get away from her before she craps on you!”
June 11, 2009 @ 2:14 pm
OMG!! That iz the worst thing that can happen to a girl!! If that was me I would try to hold it in….lol
June 5, 2009 @ 9:53 am
Funny but quite embarrassing i must confess. But couldnt she have excused herself to the rest room rather than letting out all that farts in the presence of her would be in-laws? I really pity the boyfrnd!
May 28, 2009 @ 8:58 am
father knew lady that it is you not ginger!! He was yelling at the dog to move him away from you!!! OMG she wouldn’t have showed her face to the family again!! How embarresing for the boyfrnd!!
May 28, 2009 @ 5:31 am
lolz poor Ginger
May 27, 2009 @ 1:38 pm
wat i dat. i would never like to be in the girls shoes ever. funny
May 27, 2009 @ 1:37 pm
very hilarious
May 27, 2009 @ 1:36 pm
this is a good one very funny
May 27, 2009 @ 12:46 pm
ahahhahah….oh my gooosh…so soo funny
May 27, 2009 @ 11:24 am
Damn that sux for her