A noted psychiatrist is a guest at a blonde gathering…
His hostess naturally brings up a subject in which the doctor is most at ease.
“Would you mind telling me, doctor,” she asks…
“How you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?”
“That’s easy,” he replies, “You ask them a simple question which everyone should be able to answer with no trouble… ”
“If they hesitate, that puts you on the right track.”
His blonde hostess then asks, “What sort of question would you ask, doctor?”
“Well, I might ask them something like… ”
“Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?”
The blonde thinks for a moment, then says with a nervous laugh…
“You wouldn’t happen to have another example would you?… ”
“I must confess I don’t know much about history.”
Chrissy, a blonde, goes on her first camping trip…
Her husband, who is a Scout Leader, is sick, so she volunteers to take over for him one weekend.
She gets everyone together and assigns different duties to each scout.
Billy is responsible for the food supplies…
Steven will be the cook on this trip…
Trevor is responsible for the maps and making up a time schedule…
and Chrissy will test all the equipment before setting out.
As they arrived at their camp site at the base of a Mountain, everyone is excited.
They are right on schedule and are getting ready for their first event – hiking up the mountain.
But first, they want to have something to eat…
So, Chrissy asks Steven if he will prepare the meal and, of course, Steven says he will.
About 10 minutes later, Steven tells Chrissy, “I can’t light a fire with the matches you brought.”
Chrissy replies, “I don’t understand! Those matches should be perfectly fine… ”
“I tested each of them just before we left.”