Funny Joke: 🐝 Wasp Sounds

The world’s foremost authority on wasps sees an old vinyl record in the window of a record shop: “Wasp noises from around the world”…

Intrigued, he goes into the shop and asks if he can listen to it.

“Certainly,” says the shop assistant as he pops it onto a turntable…

After listening to the first track for a while, the man is a bit confused.

“I don’t recognize any of these noises, and I’m the world’s foremost authority on wasps!… “

“Can you play the next track please?”

The assistant obliges and skips the needle onto the next track…

After a while, the man is still confused, “No, I still don’t recognize any of these wasps. Can you try the next track?”

The assistant skips the needle to the next track, and the man listens for a little while longer before shaking his head…

“It’s no good. I just don’t recognize any of these wasps.”

Finally, the assistant peers at the record label and says, “Oh, I’m terribly sorry sir… “

“I had it on the bee side.”