Funny Joke: The Smuggler

Javier comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and asks what’s in the bags. “Sand,” answers Javier.

The guard says, “Well, we’ll just see about that. Get off the bike.” The guard takes the bags and rips them apart. He empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains Javier overnight and has the sand analyzed only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags.

The guard releases Javier and puts the sand into new bags. He heaps them onto the man’s shoulders and lets him cross the border. The next day the same thing happens. The guard asks, “What have you got?” “Sand,” says Javier.

The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to Javier, and Javier crosses the border on his bicycle. This sequence of events is repeated day after day, every single day for a year.

Eventually, Javier is never seen crossing the border again. Years pass, and by coincidence, the guard happens to see Javier in a Cantina in Mexico. “Hey, Buddy,” says the guard. “I know you were smuggling something. It’s driving me crazy. It’s all I think about. I can’t even sleep. So just between you and me, what were you smuggling?”

Javier sips his beer and replies, “Bicycles.”

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