Funny Joke: ❓ Strange Substance

An attorney goes into a bar for a Martini…

He finds himself beside a scruffy-looking old drunk who keeps mumbling and studying something in his hand.

He leans closer while the old drunk holds the tiny object up to the light and says, “Well, it looks like plastic… ”

Then he rolls it between his fingers adding, “But it feels like rubber.”

Curious, the attorney asks, “What do you have there?”

The old drunk replies, “I don’t know, but it looks like plastic and feels like rubber.”

The attorney responds, “Let me take a look.”

So, the old drunk hands it over and the lawyer rolls it between his fingers, then examines it closely by sniffing and licking it…

“Yeah, it does look like plastic and feels like rubber, has no significant smell or taste, I sure don’t know what it is.”

“Where did you get it?”

The old drunk man replies…

“Out of my nose!”

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