Funny Joke: 🤔 Some Things You Just Can’t Explain

A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting drunk…

A man comes in and asks the farmer, “Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day, getting drunk?”

The farmer shakes his head and replies, “Some things you just can’t explain.”

“So, what happened that’s so horrible?” the man asks, as he sits down next to the farmer.

“Well,” the farmer says, “today I was sitting by my cow, milking her… “

“Just as I got the bucket full, she lifted her left leg and kicked over the bucket.”

“Okay,” says the man, “but that’s not so bad.”

“Some things you just can’t explain,” the farmer replies.

“So, what happened then?” the man asks.

The farmer says, “I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.”

“And then?” asks the man.

“Well,” says the farmer, “I sat back down and continued to milk her… “

“Just as I got the bucket full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket.”

The man laughs and asks, “Again?”

The farmer replies, “Some things you just can’t explain.”

“So, what did you do then?” the man asks.

“I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right.”

“And then?” asks the man.

“Well,” continues the farmer, “I sat back down and began milking her again… “

“Just as I got the bucket full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail.”

“Hmmm,” the man says while nodding his head.

“Some things you just can’t explain,” the farmer says.

“So, what did you do?” the man asks.

“Well,” the farmer says, “I didn’t have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter… “

“In that moment, my pants fell down… “

“And my wife walked in.”

“Some things you just can’t explain.”