Funny Joke: Road Rage

It is late at night and a man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road…

He has been driving for over an hour without seeing another car.

Suddenly, he sees a pair of headlights coming his way…

As they get closer, he notices the car is beginning to slow down.

Curious, the man slows down also…

As the two cars pass each other, the man notices that it’s his ex-girlfriend in the other car.

She leans out of her window and yells, “PIG!”

The man, infuriated, immediately leans out of his window and yells, “WITCH!”

Then, they each continue their way.

Moments later, as the man is rounding the next corner, he crashes…

Into a pig standing in the road.