Funny Joke: 🐇 Rabbits for Sale

Two redneck boys, Bobby and Billy-Ray, are trying to make some money…

They decide to hunt some rabbits and sell them to people to eat.

So, they get their hunting dogs and go rabbit hunting…

While they are hunting, Billy-Ray hears a train whistle in the distance.

It’s the Fireball Express freight train hauling important, crucial supplies down to the Supply Depot for the military base in the area…

Billy-Ray grabs his lantern and begins running toward the tracks to head off the train.

When he gets to the tracks, he wraps a red bandana around his lantern, so it shows bright red…

He straddles the tracks and frantically waves his lamp.

The engineers on the train see the red lamp and they struggle to put on the emergency brakes to stop the speeding, 100-car supply filled train.

The engineer grinds to a halt, jumps off the train and starts running towards Billy-Ray…

Nearly out of breath, he asks Billy-Ray, “Son, what’s the emergency here? Why did you flag us down?”

Billy-Ray says, “I just wanted to see if you wanted to buy a rabbit.”

The engineer is fuming!

He yells, “You idiot! You mean to tell me that you stopped a high-speed, 100-car freight train to ask us if we wanted to buy a rabbit?!”

Billy-Ray replies, “No sir… “

“We ain’t caught one yet, I’m just gettin’ orders.”