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A 67-year-old man and his grandson were riding on a bus heading downtown to go to the movies, when a young punk girl got on…
She had spiked, multi-colored hair that was green, purple, and orange.
Her clothes were a tattered mix of leather and rags, her legs were bare, and she was wearing worn-out shoes…
Her entire face and body were riddled with pierced jewelry.
She sat down in the only vacant seat that was directly across from the man…
The man raised an eyebrow and stared at the girl.
Finally, the girl got self-conscious and barked, “What are you looking at you old fart?! … “
“Didn’t you ever do anything wild when you were young?”
Without missing a beat, the man replied, “Yeah… “
“Back when I was in the Navy, I got really drunk one night in Singapore and slept with a parrot… “
“I thought maybe you were my daughter.”
