Funny Joke: Pet Heaven

Three house pets, a golden retriever, a parakeet, and a cat, all die and go to heaven…

As with all the good animals, God decides to have a personal discussion with each one to see where they will stay in heaven.

God turns to the dog and says, “The Book of Life indicates that you have been a very good boy… ”

“But, tell me, in your own words, what are your ultimate principles, what do you believe in?”

The dog says, “I believe in loyalty, companionship, and love… ”

“I have been a cherished part of my owner’s family for many years.”

God smiles and says, “Truly, you have a pure and loving heart… ”

“You shall sit at my right hand.”

He then turns to the parakeet and asks, “What do you believe in?”

“I believe in color, flamboyance, and music,” the parakeet replies…

“For many years, I have displayed my beautiful feathers, and filled my owner’s house with song.”

“Your beauty is truly magnificent,” God says, “And your song shall echo through the universe… ”

“You shall sit at my left.”

God finally turns to the house cat, and asks, “And you, majestic little predator, what do you believe in?”

The cat lazily surveys God’s throne, and says…

“I believe you are in my seat.”