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A husband and wife are playing golf one weekend…
They’re on the 9th green when the wife suddenly collapses.
“Help me dear!” she pleads to her husband…
The husband calls 911 on his cell phone, talks for a few minutes, then he picks up his putter and lines up his put…
His wife uses all her remaining strength to raise her head off the green and stares at him as she gasps, “I’m dying here and you’re putting?”
“Don’t worry, dear,” says the husband calmly, “they found a doctor on the second hole and he’s coming to help you.”
“Well, how long will it take for him to get here?” the wife asks feebly.
“Oh, no time at all,” replies her husband…
“Everybody’s already agreed to let him play through.”
March 13, 2024 @ 12:08 pm
Very funny I laughed out loud Hope you are both well. Will ring soon xx