Funny Joke: Little Johnny Spelling

Little Johnny is in class, when his teacher announces that they are going to try something different…

Something to help everyone get to know each other a little better, and to help with their spelling.

His teacher explains, “I want you to stand up and give us the occupation of your father… ”

“Spell it and say one thing he would give us all if he was here today.”

The first student raises her hand to volunteer…

“Marcy,” the teacher says, “You may go first.”

Marcy replies, “My father is a banker.”

“B-A-N-K-E-R.”

“If he was here today, he would give us all a shiny new penny.”

The teacher says, “Very nice, Marcy. Who wants to go next?”

Kevin stands up and announces, “My father is a baker.”

“B-A-K-E-R.”

“If he was here today, he would give us all a freshly baked cookie.”

“Very good,” the teacher tells Kevin.

Jeff was next…

He says, “My father is an accountant.”

“A-K, no wait, A-C-K, no… ”

Before he can attempt to spell it once more, the teacher cuts him off…

“Please sit back down and think about it for a while. When you think you can spell it, you can try again.”

Little Johnny raises his hand in excitement hoping to be acknowledged by the teacher…

The teacher calls on little Johnny to go next.

Johnny says, “My father is a bookie.”

“B-O-O-K-I-E.”

“If he was here today, he would give us all 20:1 odds that… ”

“Jeff will never be able to spell “accountant” .”