Funny Joke: Lawyer Picks His Punishment

A lawyer dies and goes to Hell…

The devil pulls up his file and sighs, “You’ve been a naughty boy, haven’t you?”

“Extortion, fraud, theft and even murder!”

The lawyer hangs his head in shame and the devil pats him lightly on the shoulder…

“I’m a fair guy, what I’m going to do is let you pick your own punishment.”

The devil leads him through the fields of tortured souls into his manor and down a long, dark hallway…

Before them stand three large oak doors.

“Now,” says the devil, “You can look behind each of the doors and decide which punishment you want.”

“But, be warned, which ever you choose, you will endure for the next 100 years.”

The lawyer nods solemnly and walks towards the first door…

Pushing it open, he sees a man being whipped by a horrendous demon over and over again.

Shuddering, he slams the door shut and walks to the second door.

Behind this door is a man being hung repeatedly…

With each snap of his neck or strangulation, he is restored and forced to endure the act again and again.

The lawyer retches and walks to the third door.

Swinging it open he sees a gorgeous blonde, deeply embracing and kissing a dirty, disheveled old man…

Watching this causes the lawyer to grin lewdly.

Rubbing his hands together, he turns to the devil and says, “I want door number three!”

The devil grins wickedly and replies, “Okay.”

Walking to the door the devil swings it open, leans in and shouts, “Hey, blondie… ”

“You can leave the room now!”