A guy walks into a bar and sits down…
He starts dialing numbers and talking into his hand, as if he was using a telephone.
The bartender walks over and tells him this is a very tough neighborhood, and he doesn’t need any trouble here.
The guy says, “You don’t understand, I’m very hi-tech. I had a phone installed in my hand because I was tired of carrying a phone.”
The bartender says, “Oh yeah? Prove it.”
The guy dials a number on his hand and holds it to the bartender’s ear…
The bartender talks into the hand and carries on a conversation.
“That’s incredible,” says the bartender, “I would have never believed it!”
“Yeah,” says the guy, “I can keep in touch with my broker, my wife, you name it… ”
“By the way, where is the men’s room?”
The bartender directs him to the men’s restroom.
20 minutes pass and the guy has not returned to the bar…
Fearing the worst, given the neighborhood, the bartender goes to the men’s room to check on him.
As he enters, he sees the guy spread-eagle against the wall…
His pants are pulled down and he has a roll of toilet paper up his rear end.
“Oh my gosh!” says the bartender, “Did they rob you? Are you hurt?”
The guy turns and says, “No, I’m ok… ”
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