A cowboy rides up to a Saloon, goes inside and orders a drink…
He almost has the glass of whiskey to his lips, when a guy comes running up to the door, and yells, “Hey Joe! Your house is burnin!”
The man leaps up, runs out of the saloon, jumps on his horse, then thinks, “Hey, I don’t have a house!”
So, he goes back into the saloon, sits down, and raises the glass to his lips again.
Just then a man comes running up to the door and yells, “Hey Joe! Your dad just died!”
So again, he leaps up, runs out of the saloon, gets on his horse, and starts to head down the street.
Then he thinks, “Wait a minute, my dad died nine years ago!”
He goes back to the saloon, and he’s just about to take a sip of his whiskey when, sure enough, another guy runs up to the door.
“Joe! Congratulations! You’ve won the lottery!… ”
“There’s a pile of money waiting for you down at the post office!”
The cowboy gets up, leaps on the horse, and starts flying towards the post office.
He is almost there when he thinks, “Hey, wait a minute… ”
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