Funny Joke: Blind Soccer

A coach, at a school for blind children took his soccer team to an away game. They decided to stop for a rest, and the coach headed over to a diner. He let the children work off some energy in a nearby pasture while he sat in the diner explaining to another patron how blind children can play soccer. “We made a special ball with a bell in it so the children can keep track of where the ball is and what it’s doing by listening for it. They’re pretty good at it too,” he explained.

The other patron was impressed by the coach’s ingenuity. However, their conversation was interrupted by another patron who was looking out the window. “Hey, are you the guy with those darn kids from the bus?” he asked. The coach was stung by the way his children were being referred to and asked, “What about it? You got something against blind children?”

The guy still scowling out the window replied, “No, but you better get them rounded up quick. They’re kicking the heck out of my best milk cow.”