Funny Joke: A Lawyer’s New Ferrari

A lawyer has just purchased a new Ferrari and he is very eager to show it off to his colleagues. Suddenly, an 18-wheeler comes out of nowhere and takes off the driver’s side door as he’s standing right next to it. He screams because he knows that the car will never be the same again.

Minutes later, a policeman arrives. The lawyer runs up to him, screaming, “My Ferrari door was just torn off by that idiot in that truck over there!” The policeman looks at him and asks, “You’re a lawyer, ain’t you?”

“Well, yes I am,” replies the lawyer, “but what does that have to do with anything?”

The policeman replies, “You lawyers all roll the same. All you care about are your personal possessions. I bet you didn’t even notice that your left arm is missing.”

Shocked, the lawyer looks down at his side and screams, “My Rolex!”