Freshman vs. Senior
A very self-important college freshman attending a recent football game, took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation.
“You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one.” The student said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear. “We, the young people of today, grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, men walking on the moon, our spaceships have visited Mars. We have nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with light-speed processing and…,” pausing to take another drink of beer.
The Senior took advantage of the break in the student’s litany and said, “You’re right, son. We didn’t have those things when we were young ……..so we invented them. Now, you arrogant little fart, what are you doing for the next generation?”
The applause was resounding.. I love senior citizens.
September 16, 2009 @ 6:32 pm
its true that d big headed young student was rude and got an answer he deserved from the smart senior one but my first comment is good reply 4 d senior student, so there s no big deal..
maria don’t start again, spelling or understanding English is not d subject here, i m only spelling some word in short form nd if u dont get it go back to school,i see u are so ignorant, illetrate, and premitive bloody african refugee, may be from Uganda, Congo, or Guinea basau so go back to school dumb headed maria.
September 16, 2009 @ 6:27 pm
YOU GO GRAMPS KIDS THESE DAYS NO RESPECT AT ALL FOR THE PROUD…:D
September 16, 2009 @ 3:54 pm
OKOSISI ABAGANI I SEE YOU’RE STICKING YOUR NOSE IN AGAIN AND STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. OR EVEN HOW TO SPELL. THIS EARTH WON’T BE HERE 20 YEARS FROM NOW YA DINK
September 16, 2009 @ 2:10 pm
THIS IS GREAT ,ONLY HE WAS A BIG YOUNG FART WITH A HEAD TO BIG FOR HIS WEEEE SHOULDERS, I RATE THIS A BIG # 10
September 16, 2009 @ 2:03 pm
@millie YOU ARE SO RIGHT!!!!!
September 16, 2009 @ 1:06 pm
so funny, it was rude of the fart to speak to the smart old man like that.soz aout other comment didn’t read all of it.
September 16, 2009 @ 1:03 pm
true and that makes it not that funny!
September 16, 2009 @ 12:33 pm
that was smart of d old man, but really a lot is coming out frm us for d future generation, if d old man can live till d next 20 years h will witness what we got 4 future.
September 16, 2009 @ 11:15 am
True that!
September 15, 2009 @ 6:59 pm
SERIOUS QUESTION!!!!Not a joke. Smart old man.