Foiled Burglar

A burglar breaks into a house one night, and he shines his flashlight around, looking for valuables. Suddenly, a voice in the dark says, “Jesus knows you’re here.” The burglar is startled and nearly jumps out of his skin. He quickly clicks his flashlight off and freezes, waiting for any sound. When he hears nothing more, he shakes his head and continues with his task.

As he pulls the stereo out to disconnect the wires, clear as a bell, he hears, “Jesus is watching you.” Startled, he shines his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam comes to rest on a parrot. The burglar hisses at the parrot, “Did you say that?” The parrot responds, “Yes, the parrot confesses. Then it squawks, ‘I’m just trying to warn you that he’s watching you.'”

The burglar relaxes and says, “Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?” The bird replies, “Moses.” The burglar laughs and says, “What kind of people would name a bird Moses?” The parrot replies, “Right, the kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus.”

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