First Kiss
At the end of their first date, a young man takes his favorite girl home. Emboldened by the night, he decides to try for that important first kiss. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her, “Darling, how ’bout a goodnight kiss.
Horrified, she replies, “Are you mad? My parents will see us!”
“Oh come on! Who’s gonna see us at this hour?”
“No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?”
“Oh come on, there’s nobody around, they’re all sleeping!”
“No way. It’s just too risky!”
“Oh please, please, I like you so much!!”
“No, no, and no. I like you too, but I just can’t!”
“Oh yes you can. Please?”
“NO, no. I just can’t.”
“Pleeeeease?…”
Out of the blue, the porch light goes on, and the girl’s sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled. In a sleepy voice the sister says: “Dad says go ahead and give him a kiss. Or I can do it. Or if need be, he’ll come down himself and do it. But for crying out loud tell him to take his hand off the intercom button!”
March 9, 2010 @ 2:27 pm
This is indeed great. I haven’t had such a good laugh for so long. I give it full marks.
March 7, 2010 @ 5:35 am
This is lovely.
February 27, 2010 @ 6:00 am
that is so cute en funny.
come on gal go ahead and kiss the boyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!
February 23, 2010 @ 9:59 pm
This we all know Dad, doesn’t care a hoot neither do little sis, all they want is to get back to sleep, so lady do anything you have to do to run him off lol, he wants a kiss give it to him or any could but we all need our beauty sleep.
February 23, 2010 @ 8:27 pm
Oh oh… good and funny, perhaps daddy controls lips and intercom button at home!!!!!
February 23, 2010 @ 6:51 pm
kinda long to get to the punch line
February 23, 2010 @ 6:06 am
@ROSITA EZE, something are better covered up with words!
February 23, 2010 @ 3:43 am
WHAT IS THE WORK OF INTERCOM BUTTON ?
February 23, 2010 @ 3:42 am
WHICH ONE IS INTERCOM BUTTON ?
February 23, 2010 @ 2:26 am
dumbest joke yettt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!