First Kiss
At the end of their first date, a young man takes his favorite girl home. Emboldened by the night, he decides to try for that important first kiss. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her, “Darling, how ’bout a goodnight kiss.
Horrified, she replies, “Are you mad? My parents will see us!”
“Oh come on! Who’s gonna see us at this hour?”
“No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?”
“Oh come on, there’s nobody around, they’re all sleeping!”
“No way. It’s just too risky!”
“Oh please, please, I like you so much!!”
“No, no, and no. I like you too, but I just can’t!”
“Oh yes you can. Please?”
“NO, no. I just can’t.”
“Pleeeeease?…”
Out of the blue, the porch light goes on, and the girl’s sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled. In a sleepy voice the sister says: “Dad says go ahead and give him a kiss. Or I can do it. Or if need be, he’ll come down himself and do it. But for crying out loud tell him to take his hand off the intercom button!”
February 20, 2010 @ 2:26 pm
i knew ,its been long time before i opened my funny…..am back now,sure honey
February 20, 2010 @ 2:25 pm
hahahaha,its funny and i enjoyed the jokes.it envolves the whole family as well.go ahead shy lady,its a fantastic feelings
February 20, 2010 @ 10:22 am
Devil dad and his family. Its happening in the world now. Shame on them
February 20, 2010 @ 5:10 am
that was really cute
February 20, 2010 @ 2:21 am
Ha! Ha! Thats a good one!!!! If she don’t want to do it then i will!
how kiss it?
February 20, 2010 @ 1:21 am
This joke IS PRICELESS
February 20, 2010 @ 12:51 am
nice cute
February 19, 2010 @ 10:34 pm
that happened on 18th century……….???????????
February 19, 2010 @ 5:51 pm
That was cute!
February 19, 2010 @ 4:34 pm
Ha! Ha! Thats a good one!!!! If she don’t want to do it then i will!