First Kiss
At the end of their first date, a young man takes his favorite girl home. Emboldened by the night, he decides to try for that important first kiss. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her, “Darling, how ’bout a goodnight kiss.
Horrified, she replies, “Are you mad? My parents will see us!”
“Oh come on! Who’s gonna see us at this hour?”
“No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?”
“Oh come on, there’s nobody around, they’re all sleeping!”
“No way. It’s just too risky!”
“Oh please, please, I like you so much!!”
“No, no, and no. I like you too, but I just can’t!”
“Oh yes you can. Please?”
“NO, no. I just can’t.”
“Pleeeeease?…”
Out of the blue, the porch light goes on, and the girl’s sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled. In a sleepy voice the sister says: “Dad says go ahead and give him a kiss. Or I can do it. Or if need be, he’ll come down himself and do it. But for crying out loud tell him to take his hand off the intercom button!”
February 22, 2010 @ 12:52 pm
Great joke…….ges her dad realy wanted a peaceful sleep!!! ain notin like it LOL
February 22, 2010 @ 12:46 pm
This is a good one. The father was in the know of all con versation and was also disturbed in his sleep because of a simple thing as a KISS.
February 22, 2010 @ 12:36 pm
It is a good one.
5 in 5
February 22, 2010 @ 11:28 am
Ha ha ha, that was funny, she is daddy’s girl. There is no harm in kissing but can lead to something beyound control for tenagers, please zip up.
February 22, 2010 @ 9:18 am
oh God!!! his hand was on the intercom all the while
February 22, 2010 @ 7:44 am
Great one. hey were listening to how loyal their daughter is. Daddy’s girl indeed.
February 22, 2010 @ 6:32 am
That was a great one. holding the buzzer alone was more than the kiss requested for.hahahahaha………. bless may day
February 22, 2010 @ 1:30 am
guess dad did not want them to kiss he just wanted to sleep a wink hahahahaha. just kiss the dick head and let him leave the buzzer alone lol
February 22, 2010 @ 12:55 am
i like it!!
February 20, 2010 @ 11:00 pm
lol i heard this joke only he wanted a bj