Female vs. Male Prayer
I think this sums up the difference between what woman and men want.
FEMALE PRAYER:
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man,
who’s not a creep.
One who’s handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he says he’ll call, he won’t wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who’ll make love to my mind.
Knows what to answer to “How big is my behind?”
I pray that this man will love me to no end.
And never attempt to hit on my friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed.
I look at the creep you sent me instead. Amen.
MALE PRAYER:
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store. Amen.
July 31, 2009 @ 1:26 pm
What a long list of women’s requirements. Unfortunately, give it to them they requested, they still remain insatiable. Its not true about men.Cheers.
July 14, 2009 @ 4:11 am
Very funny and typical of both sexes! Men only love women’s body and alcohol whereas women love to be men’s playtoys! In the end we compliment each another. What a funny loving world!
July 12, 2009 @ 8:45 pm
i have read this before but it still makes me laugh…there’s a ring of truth i think hahhahahahaha
July 11, 2009 @ 2:37 pm
Womens..True (demanding) Mens..Not true!
July 11, 2009 @ 6:50 am
Exactly!!! It is happening in that way
July 10, 2009 @ 8:38 pm
this is sooooo very true on both parts woman ask for things that makes them happy and safe and men just want stuff
July 10, 2009 @ 7:36 pm
This only means that women are asking with many things from men and no satisfaction, but then I believe for sure that women are difficult to live with them, but its hard to live with out, now men is it true???
July 10, 2009 @ 6:59 pm
Okay it’s funny!!!
July 10, 2009 @ 5:26 pm
Disgusting !!!!!! But typical…
July 10, 2009 @ 2:48 pm
i like this one even though a little long women lets keep it short
and to the point.