Female vs. Male Prayer

I think this sums up the difference between what woman and men want.

FEMALE PRAYER:

Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man,

who’s not a creep.

One who’s handsome, smart and strong.

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,

When he says he’ll call, he won’t wait weeks.

I pray that he is gainfully employed,

When I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who’ll make love to my mind.

Knows what to answer to “How big is my behind?”

I pray that this man will love me to no end.

And never attempt to hit on my friend.

And as I kneel and pray by my bed.

I look at the creep you sent me instead. Amen.

MALE PRAYER:

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store. Amen.